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Everything in this description for the new Batman cartoon makes me want to barf, I have highlighted the worst pieces...

cool, new take on the classic Dark Knight franchise, Beware the Batman incorporates Batman's core characters with a rogues gallery of new villains not previously seen in animated form. Along with backup from ex-secret agent Alfred and lethal swordstress Katana, the Dark Knight faces the twisted machinations of Gotham City's criminal underworld led by the likes of Anarky, Professor Pyg, Mister Toad and Magpie. Produced by Warner Bros. Animation, this action-packed detective thriller deftly redefines what we have come to know as a "Batman show." Featuring cutting-edge CGI visuals to match the intricate twists and turns of the narrative, Batman steps out of the shadows and into the spotlight for an entirely new generation of fans. With WBA's Sam Register executive producing, and Batman Beyond's Glen Murakami and Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated's Mitch Watson producing, Beware the Batman, based on characters from DC Comics, is coming soon to Cartoon Network!


And then there is the art style, triple Barf, people need to be fired, both for the look of Batman, the affront that is Alfred firing twin pistols and the villains...what the hell are they thinking.  This is hurting my brain and soul...




I mean look at this crap!  They are going to make one of the most iconic and cool superheroes of all time fight someone named Proffessor Pyg (nice spelling) and Mister Toad (why not Toed)?  Really?  This series needs to die a slow death.

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